Description
Socratic Gin Tonic print – Satirical Philosophy Wall Art
The Socratic Gin Tonic print reimagines the ancient agora as a modern barstool, placing the father of Western philosophy not in lecture halls but behind a counter where gin, tonic, and a lime wedge become instruments of inquiry. This hyperrealistic piece captures the grain of the wood, the condensation on the glass, the microscopic fizz of tonic — and pairs it with a wink: Socrates leads dialectic by example, one perfectly balanced sip at a time.
Rendered with photographic precision, the print shows Socrates mid-gesture: the philosopher’s brow furrowed with mock severity, his hand steady as he raises a crystal glass. Neon reflections bounce off his toga’s folds while patrons blur into elegant bokeh behind him. The composition is crafted to work at any scale: a small, intimate print near a coffee shelf; a medium poster over a bar cart; or a large focal piece in a study or creative office.
Why the Socratic Gin Tonic print Print Works
This piece is more than a clever mash-up — it’s a conversation engine. Placements that benefit most: boutique cafés where thinkers meet for espresso and aperitifs, cocktail bars that prize irony, or the home library that doubles as a convivial lounge. The image invites questions as readily as it invites cocktails: who drinks to the good life and why? The artwork creates a playful tension between seriousness and leisure, ideal for audiences who enjoy both smart humor and high-quality print craft.
Available in 3 sizes — choose one at checkout
When purchasing, customers select a single size to download:
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Mortal (Small) — 3500 px (approx. 20×30 cm / 8×12 in)
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Saintly (Medium) — 7000 px (approx. 40×60 cm / 16×24 in)
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Divine (Large) — 10000 px (approx. 70×100 cm / 28×40 in)
Each file is a high-resolution JPG at 300 dpi, optimized for professional prints on matte or luster stock.
Instant Download & Print Advice
After purchase, download your chosen file immediately. For gallery-like results, print on heavy matte paper and frame with a thin black rail; for vibrant impact, choose luster or satin. Pair the piece with espresso-service or an artisanal gin brand to complete the experience.
For context or inspiration, pair the artwork with a short read on Socratic method and its modern echoes: the Stanford Encyclopedia of Philosophy overview is a concise primer and useful reference.
How it fits in your space
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Cafés & Cocktail Bars: fosters chuckles and cultured conversation.
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Home Bars: signals that your shelf is stocked for both thought and taste.
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Studios & Offices: a reminder that inquiry pairs nicely with downtime.
Features & Call to Action
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Hyperrealistic digital artwork (JPG, 300 dpi).
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Single-size download selected at checkout — Mortal, Saintly, or Divine.
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Instant digital delivery — print locally or via online labs.
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Perfect gift for philosophers, bartenders, students, and lovers of irony.
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