Satirical Wall Art Prints – Unholy Icons

Where Irreverence Meets
Wall Art

Museum-Grade Prints for Unholy Walls

Each poster is printed on premium fine-art paper with deep blacks, vivid tones and a tactile matte finish. Frame it, hang it, or worship it — your sins never looked so good. A matte poster is not "shiny", doesn't create reflections. This specific material weighs 230g / m2

🖨️ 230 gsm Fine-Art Matte Paper
🌈 Giclée quality with pigment inks
🚚 Free worldwide shipping
💀 Delivered unframed

Hyperreal bar-scene artwork inspired by the diner moment “I’ll have what she’s having,” with neon lights and expressive characters.

Where Pop Culture Meets the Sacred — and the Profane.

UnholyIcons celebrates the absurd devotion of modern life — from bar saints to bathroom prophets. Each piece blends hyperreal art, satire, and divine design to turn everyday spaces into irreverent altars.

Blessed Quality. Free Shipping. Worldwide.

All physical orders ship free — anywhere. Packed with care, printed with devotion, and guaranteed to make your guests question your faith.

Licensing: All UnholyIcons artworks are for personal use only. Commercial reproduction, resale, or public distribution is not permitted.

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Download ultra-high-resolution artwork to print, project or collect. Perfect for screens, digital frames, or modern sinners who travel light.

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100% Genuine (Fake) Reviews

Sir Reginald von Pancake
Sir Reginald von Pancake
London
"This print changed my life. Even my cat finally respects me."
Bishop McTequila
Bishop McTequilaDublin
"Asked for a discount. They sent me a 3-hour sermon instead. Bought two prints."
Mildred Chaos
Mildred Chaos
New York
"Hung this in my office. My boss fired me. Best day ever."
Gianni Fuffa
Gianni FuffaRome
"No idea what it means, but my mother-in-law stopped visiting. Worth every cent."
Karen Apocalypse
Karen ApocalypseLos Angeles
"So good I sold my car to buy it. Now I walk everywhere. With style."
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