Description
Blessed Bloody Mary Print – Satirical Wall Art
The Blessed Bloody Mary Print is a hyperrealistic satire that dares to reimagine the sacred. Instead of the holy chalice, Jesus himself raises a Bloody Mary, while apostles sip glowing red cocktails under neon lights. The temple becomes a bar, holiness becomes humor, and your wall becomes an instant conversation starter.
This is not ordinary décor. The Blessed Bloody Mary Print is a bold artistic statement designed to provoke, entertain, and elevate your space. With hyper-detailed textures, luminous reflections, and a surreal backdrop, it merges divine iconography with cocktail irony. Hang it above a bar, display it in a studio, or place it in your living room – wherever it goes, it commands attention.
3 Sizes available for Every Kind of Wall
Each download of the Blessed Bloody Mary Print includes a ready-to-print file in high-resolution JPG (300 dpi):
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Mortal (Small) – 3500 px, 300 dpi, for prints up to 20×30 cm / 8×12 in.
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Saintly (Medium) – 7000 px, 300 dpi, for posters up to 40×60 cm / 16×24 in.
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Divine (Large) – 10000 px, 300 dpi, for walls up to 70×100 cm / 28×40 in.
No matter your wall size, the Blessed Bloody Mary Print delivers crisp, striking detail.
Instant Download & Print Your Sin
Forget shipping delays. Once purchased, you’ll receive an instant digital download. Print it at your local shop, frame it, hang it, or gift it to someone with a taste for satire.
Want to match the art with the real thing? Discover the history of the Bloody Mary cocktail and see how this drink became an icon. With art and drink side by side, your home bar will never feel holier.
Behind the Concept
Why a Bloody Mary? Because no other cocktail embodies the same paradox of sin and salvation. A drink that’s half cure, half indulgence – perfect for a print that blends reverence and irreverence. The Blessed Bloody Mary Print captures that duality in one striking, hyperrealistic image.
UnholyIcons thrives on this tension: where sacred symbols collide with pop culture, creating artworks that are provocative, bold, and unapologetically ironic. This print belongs to our Holy Spirits Collection, where every piece is a toast to satire. Explore more irreverent cocktail art here.
Perfect Spaces for the Blessed Bloody Mary Print
This print isn’t shy. It deserves a place where it can spark reactions:
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Home Bars & Kitchens → a humorous twist for cocktail lovers.
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Clubs & Lounges → bold wall art that entertains guests as much as the drinks.
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Studios & Creative Spaces → a constant reminder that art should never be boring.
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Living Rooms → because why should your guests stare at safe, bland décor?
Wherever you hang it, the Blessed Bloody Mary Print guarantees your walls will never look ordinary again.
Why Choose Blessed Bloody Mary Print?
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Unique blend of sacred and satirical.
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Hyperrealistic artwork with detailed textures and vibrant color.
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Delivered in three print-ready sizes (Small, Medium, Large).
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Instant download – no shipping, no waiting.
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Perfect for cocktail fans, satire lovers, and bold gift-giving.
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Part of the Holy Spirits Collection by UnholyIcons.
Print, Frame, and Raise Your Glass
Owning the Blessed Bloody Mary Print is more than just hanging a picture – it’s raising a glass to irreverence. Whether you keep it for yourself or gift it to someone with bold taste, this satirical wall art guarantees a reaction.
UnholyIcons brings you digital art that challenges norms, mocks traditions, and celebrates irony. The Blessed Bloody Mary Print is your chance to join the rebellion – one wall at a time.
Features Recap
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High-resolution JPGs (300 dpi).
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3 Sizes available – Small, Medium, Large.
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Instant download – print anytime, anywhere.
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Ideal for bars, clubs, lounges, kitchens, or creative studios.
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Unique satirical gift for cocktail enthusiasts.