Description

“Patron of Bad Decisions”

• Paragraph 1: A toast to every poor choice ever made. Liquid Courage sanctifies whiskey as the patron of reckless bravery.
  Paragraph 2: Luxurious bottle, amber glow, and an ironic label make it an unforgettable statement piece.
  Paragraph 3: From Unholy Spirits Collection, for bars that dare to laugh.

• Features:
  • High-resolution digital artwork (ready for print)
  • Hyperrealistic satirical style
  • Perfect décor for offices, bars, studios, or living rooms
  • Ideal gift for coffee lovers and sarcasm enthusiasts
  • Instantly downloadable for flexible use

  Every artwork is delivered as a high-resolution JPG, optimized for print.

  • Mortal (Small ) → 3500 px, 300 dpi. Perfect for small prints up to 20×30 cm / 8×12 in.
  • Saintly (Medium ) → 7000 px, 300 dpi. Ideal for posters up to 40×60 cm / 16×24 in.
  • Divine (Large ) → 10000 px, 300 dpi. For statement walls up to 70×100 cm / 28×40 in.

  Instant Download

  Once purchased, your file is ready for immediate download. No shipping, no waiting, just pure irreverence delivered straight to your device.

  Print Your Sin

  Take the file to your favorite print shop, or use any online printing service. Frame it, hang it, or gift it. Your walls will never look holy again.