Description

“Your Emergency Is Ironic”

• Forget ordinary signage—this is salvation with a twist. Emergency Exit transforms the most mundane safety instruction into a sacred-profane theater of escape.
  Paragraph 2: The artwork shows a lone figure with backpack rushing through monumental baroque doors, neon EXIT signs glowing, stairs rising like a surreal stairway to heaven—or somewhere worse. Gilded frames and neon typography fuse in dramatic irony.
  Paragraph 3: Part of the UnholyIcons Signs Collection, this piece is designed for homes, bars, and clubs where irony is the true emergency plan.

• Features:
  • Style: Hyperrealistic satirical portrait
  • Quality: High-resolution, perfect for professional prints
  • Ideal Use: Bars, pubs, restaurants, hotels, and themed venues
  • Unique Blend: Noble elegance meets bathroom humor
  • Every artwork is delivered as a high-resolution JPG, optimized for print.
    • Mortal (Small ) → 2500 px x 2500 px, 300 dpi. 1:1 squared format. Perfect for small prints up to 20×20 cm / 8×8 in.
    • Saintly (Medium ) → 5000 px x 5000 px, 300 dpi. 1:1 squared format. Ideal for posters up to 50×50 cm / 20×20 in.
    • Divine (Large ) → 9000 px x 9000 px, 300 dpi. 1:1 squared format. For statement walls up to 80×80 cm / 31,5×31,5 in.

  Instant Download

  Once purchased, your file is ready for immediate download. No shipping, no waiting, just pure irreverence delivered straight to your device.

  Print Your Sin

  Take the file to your favorite print shop, or use any online printing service. Frame it, hang it, or gift it. Your walls will never look holy again.

  All UnholyIcons artworks are for personal use only.
  Commercial reproduction, resale, or public distribution is not permitted.