Description

“Praise the Crust”

Forget miracles—this saint blesses your cheat days. Saint Pizza elevates everyone’s guilty pleasure to divine heights, transforming a humble slice into a sacred relic. Painted in a hyperrealistic Baroque style with neon accents, this parody print fuses religious grandeur with fast-food irony.

A perfect centerpiece for your kitchen, dining room, or pizzeria, it’s both hilarious and majestic—a true celebration of indulgence.

Part of the exclusive Unholy Kitchen Saints collection, this artwork turns everyday cravings into holy rituals of satire.

Features:

• Style: Hyperrealistic satirical portrait
• Quality: High-resolution, perfect for professional prints
• Ideal Use: Bars, pubs, restaurants, hotels, and themed venues
• Unique Blend: Noble elegance meets bathroom humor
• Every artwork is delivered as a high-resolution JPG, optimized for print.
  • Mortal (Small ) → 2500 px x 2500 px, 300 dpi. 1:1 squared format. Perfect for small prints up to 20×20 cm / 8×8 in.
  • Saintly (Medium ) → 5000 px x 5000 px, 300 dpi. 1:1 squared format. Ideal for posters up to 50×50 cm / 20×20 in.
  • Divine (Large ) → 9000 px x 9000 px, 300 dpi. 1:1 squared format. For statement walls up to 80×80 cm / 31,5×31,5 in.

Instant Download

Once purchased, your file is ready for immediate download. No shipping, no waiting, just pure irreverence delivered straight to your device.

Print Your Sin

Take the file to your favorite print shop, or use any online printing service. Frame it, hang it, or gift it. Your walls will never look holy again.

All UnholyIcons artworks are for personal use only.
Commercial reproduction, resale, or public distribution is not permitted.